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Just Bitchin’ – The “Manoeuver”

I learned something valuable the other day and thought I would share!!

For two weeks I had been experiencing vertigo – not all the time – mostly when I went to lie down, roll over in bed or sit up.  It’s a horrible feeling of your world turning upside down…….not unlike those foolish younger days when one had far too much to drink, and went to bed only to find yourself with what I called “the black whirlies”……..one hand on the wall, one foot on the floor……you get my drift.

The same thing had happened to me (vertigo, not the black whirlies) about a year ago and it eventually disappeared on its own.  At my annual visit with my ENT (Ear/Nose/Throat) doc – we hearing impaired folk usually have one of these – I mentioned it and he told me to call if it ever happened again – that he could do something about it.

The cause of the vertigo is little bits of calcium that get stuck in the wrong place – could be as a result of something as simple as rolling over in bed.

So I called – they squeezed me in – and thus I learned about “the manoeuver”.

This usually very gentle man pushed the patient chair down to a flat position (I’m still sitting up), took my face in his hands and literally flung me down to a horizontal position with my face turned to the right, telling me to keep my eyes OPEN.  OMG.  I thought I was done for.  Not only did the world spin violently (he’s lucky I didn’t upchuck), but my eyeballs were quite literally bobbling around to the extent I thought they might pop out of my face!!  He is staring into these bobbing eyes – apparently in doing so – he can determine which ear is the culprit.  Next he advised me we were going to very quickly turn my head to the other side, facing the left.  The next phase of the process involved a “flip-over” (yes, picture it) so that my face was looking down.  I wouldn’t have thought it possible to make these sorts of moves in a chair – but, he had a hold of my head so there wasn’t much choice.

The last instruction was to refrain from bending over AND from lying down for 24 hours.  The days of hip replacements came in handy – my grabber served to put the cats’ bowls on the floor – and to pick up the things I dropped (one drops everything when you aren’t supposed to bend over) – but sleeping in an upright position was a challenge.  I started off in my la-z-boy chair with pillows and a blanket – and I think I slept about an hour or so.  Then I headed off to bed with 6 pillows of different shapes and sizes propping me up to ensure I didn’t roll over and lie down which by this time, I so wanted to do.  That netted me another couple of hours.

The next day eventually came – and, since I hadn’t yet fulfilled my 24 hour mandate, I still had no idea if “the manoeuver” had worked or not.  I wasn’t looking forward to a second visit to repeat the process.

Needless to say I went to bed early that night, first gingerly rolling from one side to the other……then with a bit more gusto….until I was fairly convinced the vertigo was gone.  I repeated the tests the next morning – successfully.  IT WORKED!  I was so happy I called my ENT’s admin assistant to tell her and she related stories of people who came in bouncing off the walls (in far worse shape than I was) and who left walking upright and smiling having experienced “the manoeuver”.

After relating this to a friend, she told me this happens to her on occasion, and that she somehow manages to shake her head and throw herself down on her bed in such a way that her vertigo goes away.  Brave lady!

So – now you know.  If you experience vertigo, call your ENT – or try the self-treatment my friend uses!

Sue

 

Just Bitchin’ – My Take on Stuff from Today’s Ottawa Sun

Casino for Ottawa: Let’s start with the frenzy going on about a new casino for our fair city.  It seems that the OLG will insist on ONLY ONE casino in Ottawa and it will likely be where they want it to be (aka Downtown).  Calgary has multiple casinos – a smaller city in population than Ottawa.  Edmonton has multiple casinos – a smaller population than Ottawa.  Winnipeg has multiple casinos – again a smaller population than Ottawa – so what on earth is going on here?  The rumors that Dalton McGuinty has made some sort of deal with a large casino conglomerate who is insisting on no competition might just be true – otherwise this “one casino for Ottawa” scenario makes absolutely no sense at all.  Why not leave Rideau Carleton Raceway just the way it is????  Harness Racing – although not my favourite way to spend my money – has been a part of this city for as long as I can remember and Rideau Carleton appears to be a very profitable and very Canadian company.  It is a money maker for both the City and the Province and employees a large number of people – all tax payers!!   Build another casino if the powers that be want another casino.  I have no doubt there is room for both.

NHL Lockout:  I read this morning that BMO Capital Markets economist Doug Porter said the NHL strike is likely to take a $1.8 billion cut out of our (Canadian) gross domestic product this year.  WHAT????

High-Speed Longboards (i.e. skateboards meant for getting from a to b vs doing tricks):  If we aren’t careful, there will be another special commuter lane on Laurier Avenue – for longboards!  Where do they fit?  On the sidewalks?  On the roads?  In the bike lanes?  Maybe we should insist on brake lights and turn signals on these boards!!  OMG – then what about little old ladies using walkers, electric wheelchairs, strollers, etc.  Are we really having conversations about this sort of stuff????

Just Bitchin’ – Will Lawns Become Ancient History?

I look around my neighbourhood and see one or two velvet-green beautiful lawns.  The rest of us have either given up entirely, replacing the grass with stones, mulch, gardens or some combination of same – or we are struggling to repair the damage done by heat, lack of rain and most of all GRUBS AND CINCH BUG infestations.

Having just done the latter myself – thanks to the assistance of 2 strong young men – lots of raking and then 24 bags of soil mix and a large bag of grass seed, I wonder if it is all worthwhile.  Watering twice daily, watching for any sign of new life – and it may all be for naught if next summer is even remotely similar to the one just past.

Are lawns soon to be ancient history?  With appropriate chemicals now outlawed, our lawns don’t stand much chance against the various insects and crawly things (nematodes appear to be only 40% effective at best) that are becoming more and more invasive….not to mention the damage created by skunks, crows and raccoons digging to feed on the nasty little things.

But what are the options?  Garden cloth, riverstone or pea gravel with the odd shrub here and there for greenery is one option.  I find this looks “hot” and “dry” – and you still have to be ever watchful for weeds.  Replacing the lawn with gardens and mulch is another option – but the word garden suggests “work” to me with too much weeding, pruning, dividing, and transplanting, involved.  Should I spend the money on an irrigation system (and then on the resulting water bills) to help with the struggle to keep my lawns looking decent?  Is that really a guarantee?  Could it end up being money down the drain?

In my dreams, I would win a significant lottery and then I’d have some attractive landscaping done including the  installation of the highest grade available of SYNLAWN –  a synthetic grass made especially for residential lawns.  No more mowing, no more weeding, no more watering, no more fertilizing, no more de-thatching, no more aeration!  My front, back and side yard would always look PERFECT.  I’d be the talk of the neighbourhood.  Crowds would flock to gaze at this wondrous creation.  Well – maybe now I’m getting a little carried away but you get the idea.  The chances, however, of a lottery win to fund this pricey dream are pretty remote…..and even options 1 and 2 are not inexpensive!

What are you doing with your lawns?  Any suggestions?

 

Just Bitchin’ – Gambling to Support our Infrastructure

I whole heartedly agree with a couple of our City Councillors who are against the idea of using revenues from a new casino to cover the increasing need for funds to maintain our city infrastructure.  Jim Watson isn’t thinking with a clear head when he makes this sort of suggestion – and perhaps, this is an indication of just how desperate the situation really is.

I don’t care one way or the other if the City builds a new casino – or two – or three of them.  What I do care about is making the right budget decisions when it comes to the bare basics of running and maintaining the City.

I propose that our tax dollars are used for the absolute essentials:  police, fire, paramedics, roads, infrastructure – and 35% of the staffing costs (approximately what I think is truly needed in terms of FTE city jobs).  Whatever funds come from Rideau Carleton and any new gambling facility can be used for the “nice-to have” budget items and any staffing beyond 35% of the current level. I would even like to see the two accounts kept completely separate!!

Most of us manage our households this way – we cover the basics first (mortgage, property taxes, food, clothing, transportation, utilities).  If we have money left over, it is held in savings or we spend it on the “nice to haves” – vacations, large TVs, etc.  Some of us manage a second job to pay for the extras.

Take a risk on being able to manage the basics?  NEVER!

Just Bitchin’ – NHL Lockout

Just thinking about this – again.  My guess is most team owners purchase a hockey team as a tax write-off, never really intending to make much money from it.  I have no doubt that it is only the very wealthy who can think about owning an NHL team in the first place.

Given this – why would the owners care – even a little bit – about the teams actually playing games?  They are still the owners.  Some of them own the facilities as well so their tax write-off might even get larger if no games are played and no income rolls in!!

The older players – those who have amassed large fortunes playing the game – and/or those already planning to play hockey elsewhere for the season – why would they care?  Many of them no longer depend on playing hockey for a living – they own other businesses, have investments, etc.   It wouldn’t surprise me to discover that they even have insurance of some sort against a lockout! The young players entering their first or second year in the NHL are probably not very happy with the situation – but they aren’t in a position to influence anything or anyone.

So – I think I have just established that, for the most part, neither owners nor players give a damn.  The fans care – and the folk whose jobs depend on games being played care – but those with influence – or the ability to change things – obviously don’t care about fans or spin-off jobs.  Bettman still draws his $8M salary.  The Bettman Bobbleheads go about their many other business interests – and NHL hockey takes a direct hit.

I’m about to kiss the season good-bye and I wonder what on earth I will watch on TV all winter!!

Just Bitchin’ – Letter to City Hall

They have asked for input from the public with regard to the upcoming 2013 municipal budget exercise – so I provided mine.  On re-reading my rambling rant – I probably should have waited until cooler heads prevailed – it does go on and on……but, such as it is, I do earn my right to whine!

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Let me start by saying I am not the least bit happy with a 2.5% annual budget increase.  That number has been talked about to such an extent, it is almost now considered the de facto starting point and IT SHOULD NOT BE SO!!
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I spent 30+ years in the private sector and have a pension with zero cost of living increase – ZERO, not 2.5% – and a much smaller pension than a public sector one at that.  I’m not complaining about my pension – I’m darned lucky to have one.  I am concerned  that everything EXCEPT my pension continues to go up and up and up, resulting in my disposable income going down and down and down.  After working hard, saving hard, buying a home, paying for a home, worrying about finances is not how I saw myself spending my retirement years.  Property taxes are a significant chunk out of my monthly income!!
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I feel concern when I see my municipality involved in things I believe to be outside of a “municipal mandate” – such things as long-term care facilities, social housing, buying strange works of art,  while our roads and infrastructure are falling apart.  These things should be left to the provincial folk.
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I want my City to treat tax dollars the way most households treat their income.  You must prioritize!  You start with the “must haves”.  If there is budget money left over, you move to the next priority group. We seem to spend a lot of money on “nice to haves”.  WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD THESE.   I have never felt a sense of accountability at the municipal level.  Mr. O’Brien had great ideas but found himself all alone in a sea of people who prefer not to rock the boat.  WHERE ARE THE REAL LEADERS?  Is re-election really so important?  Or – given the union strongholds, can anyone ever really lead???
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I want you to start the budget exercise with a goal of decreasing the overall budget by 10%.  If this is set as a REAL goal, maybe the bright minds that are being paid the big bucks at city Hall will actually think of some good ways to  reduce expenditures!!  Do you think the unions would allow this???????….and therein may lie the real problem.  More and more, the unions seem to be running the show – in public sector at all levels.  There is something very wrong with this picture.  I don’t believe that there is a place for unions in public sector, funded by us, the public and I am appalled at how strong they have become.
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I want SOMEBODY to take on the unions.  More, More, More, simply cannot continue.  With the exception of firefighters, policemen and paramedics, staffing at the municipal level is probably 30% higher than it needs to be.  Nobody HAS to think of better and more cost-effective ways of doing things…..in fact, anyone who does is considered anti-union.  Eegads!!  What has happened to basic work ethic?
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I have lost faith. I have lost faith at the municipal level, the provincial level and the federal level. I now fully expect to see a minimum of 2.5% increase in the city budget.   I don’t think we can afford to be as GREEN as we would like to be.  I don’t think we can afford to run programs that run negative balances (e.g. green bin) – lovely ideas – but NOT AFFORDABLE.  I want a return to common sense!!!  Remember that?
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Lastly – you will not see me attending one of your town hall type or open forum/discussion meetings.  Special interest groups take them over, standing at the microphone with tomes of paper and droning on and on about stuff that is of no interest to the average person.  Set aside special meetings for special interest groups and I will start to attend the real people meetings once more.
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Lovely idea to ask for input – it may give many others besides myself an avenue through which to vent.  My expectations are, unfortunately, abysmally low.

Just Bitchin’ – Back to Unions

Did you ever stop to think how much influence labour unions have on our lives?  It seems to me they have a significant say in so many things:

  • education
  • healthcare
  • transportation (buses, air travel, train travel, freight and transportation in general)
  • manufacturing
  • federal government
  • provincial government
  • municipal government
  • construction
  • trades of all kinds

In fact, it is difficult to think of a single area that affects the way we live (and what it costs to do so) that doesn’t have union involvement of some kind.

EEGADS!  Unions are in charge of the country!!  Is this what happened in Greece?

Just Bitchin’ – Dream List

Have you ever thought about what you would do if you won a sizeable chunk of cash?…..not one of those gazillion million dollar lotteries – but something in the, say, $250,000 range?  I doodle these “wish lists” often – maybe dreaming about things will help them to happen!!!

Given the state of our lawns this summer, one of my dream items keeps rising to the top of my wish list.  SYNLAWN!!  Take a peek at their website (www.synlawn.ca) .  Artificial grass has come a long way, Baby!  Imagine never having to water your lawn again other than to dust it off/hose it down twice a year.  Imagine never having to worry about grub or cinch bug infestations.  Imagine no need to mow…..or weed…..or topdress……or any of that stuff.  I haven’t fully investigated the cost of this stuff – but it appears to be in the $15-$20 per square foot range, installed.  No wonder it’s on the dream list!  I tell my neighbours that we would all have Synlawn if I won a really big lottery!

Here’s another “given the state of item”……my walls – construction grade paint on all of them – you know the kind – you wipe it ever-so-gently and it still leaves a shiny mark that is there for good – so a complete paint job, including ceilings (which I don’t think have ever had paint on them) is also on my list!  I figure that is likely to cost in the neighbourhood of $6,500 or maybe more.  Everything goes up except for my pension!!  I know this item will eventually move from the wish list to the “must do” list but I’ve been holding it at bay in order to squeeze in some travel.

Speaking of travel – there will always be at least one or six major trips on the wish list……Hawaii/Tahiti, The Baltic, any part of Italy, Newfoundland and a plethora of  river cruises in no particular order of priority other than I had better do them while I am still physically able!!  The Far East and/or Africa would be lovely but I’m not sure I would survive the lengthy plane trips.  Our group of 8 ladies had such a wonderful time last fall on The Legendary Danube with AMA Waterways.  We all decided that river cruises offered a very special cruise environment and one we all thoroughly enjoyed.  A related wish is that my wonderful cat-sitter continues to be available to look after my feline family to allow me to travel without worrying about them!  A direct flight between Ottawa and Orlando (my eldest nephew and his family have just moved there) would also be fantastic!!

More for the house – anyone who owns property knows that this list never gets smaller…….hardwood floors for the bedrooms on the main level to replace the already cat-worn carpets……maybe even some sort of warm-on-the-feet and easy-to-clean flooring for the lower level, quartz counters for the kitchen (should have done that when I bought the house but the upgrades just seemed to pile up so quickly)……..a BIG-screen TV for the rec room to watch Senators’  hockey games on…..a 3-season porch like I had in my last house, light fixtures to replace the Tamarack (or should I say Tackyack) ones…..comfortable dining room chairs so dinner guests don’t start to squirm before dessert is served….

And  for me…….a reserve fund for my next car so I won’t have to manage a car loan and payment……an IPad – maybe even an IPhone.  I could really push the envelope and wish for enough “extra” income to allow me to really retire!!  Be still my heart!  That won’t happen without one of those much larger lottery wins – so I won’t get greedy.

One more thing – a little something for family so that they can each enjoy a treat that has been on their dream list.

All gone.  That was too easy!  I’m off to buy a lottery ticket.   Wish me luck!

Sue

 

 

Just Bitchin’ – Time to Take a Stand on Bilingualism

Let me start by saying that I’m not against bilingualism per se and I think it is wonderful to be able to speak more than one language – whatever languages they might be.  I am, however,  getting more and more concerned about the cost.  Can we really afford this?

The recent report from the Fraser Institute states that the provinces spend more than $900-million PER YEAR offering services and education in both official languages and Ottawa spends an additional $1.5-billion PER YEAR offering federal services in french and english…….a total of $2.4-billion annually – and that doesn’t take into account the monies spent in a very large number of municipalities, businesses and organizations.

According to the latest (2006) census, only 300,000 people in Canada are minority language speakers who are unable to communicate in the language of the majority that surrounds them.  That is less than 1% of the population.

ONLY IN CANADA would this kind of money (our money, by the way) be spent on such a small group of people – and – what has it done for us?  Has it made the country “more unified”?  Is Quebec happy?  Are Albertans delighted to be spending this amount of effort and money to offer bilingual print-media and services in their province? Have a larger number of people become truly bilingual?  Apparently, after more than 40 years spent promoting official bilingualism, 97% of people in Ontario still work almost entirely in english (down from 98% 4 decades ago) and exactly the same percentage of Quebecers (23%) work daily in English as there was when the grand experiment began.

This takes me back to an earlier blog about the demise of Common Sense.  After all these years, and all this money, we are no more bilingual nor any more unified than we were when we began the bilingualism journey.  So – why continue??

It is time to take a look at priorities.  Would you rather bilingualism than good health care?  It may come down to just that!!

Just Bitchin’ – Yeahhhh – Cooler Weather

It may not last long – but this morning when I poked my head out the door to gather in the morning newspaper, it was COOL……actually COOL …..not just “not hot” – but COOL.  I quickly opened up both the front and back doors to let the balmy breezes blow through the house.  Gotta capture the “coolth” – it may be a one-time phenomenon given the track record of our summer weather this year.

I’m not one to jump on the global warming bandwagon just because we’ve had a one winter with relatively little snow and one long, hot, dry summer.  I think these things go in cycles.  Next winter we could be inundated with the white stuff and summer could be as wet as this one is dry.  Weather remains one of those mysteries that nobody seems to have figured out with any degree of accuracy.  The only sure way to know for sure what’s going on outside is to open the door and go out there!  It makes me wonder why we all religiously check the weather channel when it is wrong so often?

Oh well – what will be, will be.  For now, I will enjoy today.  Who knows what tomorrow will bring?